Okay. I am WAY late with this post. I would come up with a long list of “In my defense…” reasons, but really, there is no defense. I can sum up the race very quickly for everyone: It. Was. AWESOME!
For those who want more details, continue reading!
I had spent weeks and months worrying about this race. Am I really ready for everything that the Spartans will throw at me? Do I have the upper body strength I know I’m going to need to complete these obstacles? Am I going to break something? Will I faceplant on the stump jump? What obstacles will they have? Aja is running for time, is she going to have to drag me around after I collapse?
I had thought I would be worried the day before and the day of the race, but amazingly, I spent the day before staying pretty calm. When I woke up the day of, rather than the race day jitters I was expecting, I was in what I shall call the “Spartan Mindset.” Instead of worrying, my brain kept repeating “I can do this. I can do this. I KNOW I can do this.” The repetition continued through the cloudy drive to the Sports Park, through check in, through my bouncing around like a crazed monkey waiting for my racing buddy, right up through the beginning of the race.
In what I have noticed is true Spartan fashion, the race began immediately with a steep hill. As Vermonters who regularly run up hills, Aja and I trooped up in a steady jog, slowing to a walk only when we hit the bottleneck of people trying to fit through the woods path to the obstacles. Just beyond the woods there was a site to behold. A field filled with obstacles! Aja and I rand directly to the first obstacle where she promptly grabbed my hand and jumped into the trench of muddy water, taking me with her. Thus, my initiation as a Spartan commenced! Jumping in and climbing out of three (or was it our?) trenches somehow left me with a bloody nose that I insisted I could run off. So we continued on! Under nets, over, under, and through walls, a short run. Then came the stump jump (there may have been another obstacle or two in there I’m missing). The stump jump was one of my great fears. I had been hoping they wouldn’t have it. I have visions of missing a stump and faceplanting on the next one. Thankfully with help and encouragement from Aja I hopped, skipped, and jumped from stump to stump and made it through!
From here the order of things gets a little blurry. I know there was a swamp walk, pulling weights up a pulley (which Aja rocked by pulling up the dude weight!), monkey bars (penalty burpees for me, I didn’t realize how far apart they are!), and climbing up and down some steep mini-valleys. Somewhere after the steep mini-valleys I realized that I was tired. Very tired, but I knew that water was somewhere ahead and I had made it this far, there was no way I was going to drop out because of a little tiredness! I had been promised the best tasting banana of my life at the end, and I was going to get that banana! At this point I also decided the Spartan Race had discovered a way to control the weather. A day that had started out cool and overcast was now sunny without a cloud in the sky and blazingly hot and humid. Thankfully we soon turned a corner and found ourselves out of the woods and back at the top of the steep hill. Here the worlds best course volunteer and my favorite person of the day told us all we had to do was climb up one side of the cargo net, down the other, and then run down the hill and we would get water. YES!
At the bottom of the hill was also the traverse wall, which I OWNED. I felt like a crazy awesome monkey afterwards. Which was good, because then came the sandbag carry, up the hill, then down the hill. This left me feeling like a tired monkey. But still, we pressed on!
There were more obstacles after that, but they tend to blur together. I know there was a rope climb that I was able to complete successfully thanks to Aja holding the bottom of the rope still. Tragedy struck between the rope climb and the tall walls with Aja hurting her ankle pretty badly. She was taken off the course with a princess wave and a smile through the pain (this woman impresses me like no other!), and her (now mine too!) friend Jessica kindly took over escorting the newb duties vowing to help me as Aja would have. This involved helping me over tall walls and cheering me through the pet rock drag. There were some other obstacles in there, but then came the one I had been looking forward to! The barbed wire crawl! I had wanted to feel like a badass all day, and here was my chance! I began by rolling which seems to be the fastest and easiest way to get through. Then came the uphill portion of the crawl. There was no way to roll up the hill so I dug my hands into three inch deep mud and I dragged myself. I even dragged past a group of guys who were laying there looking like their male bonding weekend had gone terribly askew.
I stood at the top of the hill and surveyed all the obstacles that I could see and I felt fantastic! Jessica and I regrouped and headed into the woods again. After a short jaunt we discovered we were near the end, and got in line for the fire jump. We leaped, then ran down the hill to the slippery wall. I planted my feet and remembered all the advice Aja (and others) had given me, and I leaned back instead of forward and I walked right up that damn wall. Down the other side, then through the Spartans (who actually tried to hit me a little! Yay!), and we were done!
I could not stop beaming. I swear. All day (and even now when I think about it). I felt so proud and amazing. I can look back on those obstacles and while I didn’t complete all of them, I know I tried my absolute hardest and I surprised myself with what I could do. Maybe that’s what I knew at the finish line. That I am capable of more than I thought.
And that everyone was right: that banana at the end was the best damn banana I have ever eaten.